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| Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 | | 9:41 am |
| | Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 | | 6:20 pm |
Lost tomb of Jesus
Anyone catch the show, just curious as to what people thought about it. I thought it was a bit off, but will admit that the show was certainly gilded well, but that in the end it was merely shoddy/bad archeology covered by a "Davinci Code-like" flair of facts. | | Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 | | 11:05 am |
AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! So I guess I really am as big a jackass as I have been afraid that I might be. I mean I don't realize how much I make fun of people. I need to know who is annoyed by my making fun of them. I need to change it because some people are really getting offended and I certainly don't intend to offend just to kid around with them. So a reality check has been served, I need to know who I have offended, not really to apologize (lord knows I do that too much as well) but so I can curtail my offensiveness. | | Friday, June 30th, 2006 | | 9:06 am |
| | Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 | | 7:34 pm |
I STILL ♥ ME SOME BUTTSECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | Thursday, June 15th, 2006 | | 10:32 pm |
:D
marcus left himself logged on on my computer. tee-hee-hee. Silly marc. what can I do to ruin your reputation? oh i know! I ♥ BUTTSECKS!!! | | 2:26 pm |
Life kinda sucks but not really but enough to be like a bitter aftertaste
So my question for today is has anyone (I guess really this is aimed at men but if as a woman you wish to apply it to yourself that is fine) ever dated someone who made you feel like less than a man. I mean there is nothing that she does, it is merely that I can't live up to her goals for me. And don't say you can't do things for other people because when you are in a relationship you DO do things you would not do if you were single. But I can't help but feel that she is measuring me with a yeardstick and that maybe I am only worth measuring with a ruler. UNLIKE OTHER PEOPLE WHO DIG FOR COMPLIMENTS I AM NOT LOOKING FOR THEM. She thinks I can do something and I keep failing at it, but she smiles and says I am mad, but you will do it. UGHHH, it almost rips my heart out. Why can't I do it. You hear stories of people who just quit one day and never pick it up again, but, I can't. What is wrong with me, I should be able to do it, and I am going to do it . I just can't promise how long it will take. | | Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 | | 4:54 pm |
So Lucas it is my intention to make at least one soccer allusion a day on LJ. Can you catch them all???? They may not be posted on your blog or even on mine but I dare you to try. HEHEHEHEHE | | Monday, June 12th, 2006 | | 9:42 pm |
Why does my heart feel so bad? Why does my soul feel so bad? So in order I have either done things that will in the future make people angry or have actually made them angry in 4 successive days. Thurs. I promised somebody I have not seen in about a year that I would go out and see her. I had made a similar promise a couple of months ago but was unable to follow through on it due to my recent sickness. Thurs. I ........................................ ..... did something else Fri. I skipped out of work 30 minutes early so I could get to Austin sooner. Fri. I was late arriving in Austin and did not call Courtney. Sat. I was annoying as a drunk Sat. I smoked a cigarette. Sun. I didn't speak much on the car ride home and only said sorry I pissed you guys off, which pissed the guys off. Crappy Weekend huh? Well I didn't get the axe so maybe there is still hope for a poor boy like me. | | 9:33 pm |
Poor Holland! VIVE` HOLLAND
So in the course of a geopolitical study, let us assume that there are 3 countries, in this case France, Germany, and Holland. Let us next assume that France and Germany get mad at each other, and decide to go to war with each other. Holland is stuck in the middle and not involved in the fight and truthfully cares not at what the resolution is between the two warring parties. Holland on the other realizes that it is stuck in the middle and is vulerable as a third party in suffering collateral damage from either of the warring parties. In studying the situation Belgium decides that it agrees more with one country or the other (it matters not, but for my purposes let us say Germany.) Tiny Holland, with nothing truly at stake feels that its hand is forced and declares a treaty with Germany and declares war on France. On the night before the war is lanched peace is made. France and Germany have now settled their differences, but now bad feelings will lie between France and Holland. Ironic how a country with nothing involved in a disagreement can suddenly become the loser when making decisions out of fear. | | Friday, June 9th, 2006 | | 9:53 am |
So just curious but should some suffer less punishment if they confess to a crime than if you have to prove it?? I don't think so I think you wrong someone than if you are sorry afterwards it really doesn't matter. It may mean you are a better person, but nah no getting off on good behavior in my book. That doesn't mean if you lie like a bastard you should get in trouble for lying too. P.S. Some people are a little too mad to express themselves right now to certain other people, but during my time here at work, this situation I find myself completely on the outside, has rolled around in my head. I have played out many conversations from various points of view. Amazingly, in my dicussions with people last night I talked about how I was at one time a GIANT ASS. The evil Marc has returned although completely without any anger. NOT TO SAY I CONDONE ANYTHING. I pity, I am disappointed in one person far more than the other, I dispise(sp) as well. I am willing and probably will type these out for humor sake. | | Sunday, May 28th, 2006 | | 3:07 am |
Lessons learned from Drink
So first off I am really as good a dancer as my friends have always said. I don't know why I refuse to believe them, but I always have and probably will continue to do so. But, this night, I go out to the dance floor to collect Jim so I can drive his drunk ass home. It turns out that he doesn't want to leave the dance floor, so there I am stuck and stranded in the middle of a the dance floor with nothing to do. I start doing the solo dance which unless you are a totally amazing dancer you will look like you are just some white boy in the middle of your middle school dance (note: yes even black and hispanic guys will resemble white men dancing if stuck by themselves.) So after a while a girl, who is dancing with another guy bumps into me. The boy is behind her and so I initiate the sandwich maneuver. Then without warning she ditches the other boy and I am suddenly mugged like rum (English term for totally getting jumped for my bones.) There I am stuck on a dance floor with some random chick trying to stick her tongue down my throat, and I don't even know her freaking name. I got a friggin girlfriend what the fucking hell!!!! So my friends are laughing, Pat is grabbing my ass, Lisa is almost in tears, suddenly Jim has no dance partner and looks angry. There I am the guy who has not entered the dance floor all night, walks on to it and less than 1 minute is effectively getting raped. I try to get away and I am trapped. Well on a positive note if she hasn't had mono, congratulations girl. Maybe you should ask a guy if he wants to kiss you before you physically assault him with you freaking mouth. But, it does raise the old ego a little bit when a chick (even drunk) who randomly wants you for your jock. Anyways finally Pat who weighs like 275-300 lbs decided that he would run protection for me and I was able to escape the clutches of the evil Delilah. | | Friday, May 26th, 2006 | | 4:50 pm |
| | Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 | | 3:36 pm |
Well I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed I ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's times When a woman sure can be a friend of mine | | Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 | | 2:59 am |
YO LU
I think we need to talk. | | Monday, May 8th, 2006 | | 10:01 pm |
side note
Woo Hoo I'm totally healthy! My roommates are get divorced, and Jenny is getting the TV . I was kinda moping when I found that out, but Jim is like whateva I wanted a 70 inch anyway, she wouldn't let me get it. Shit life is confusing. Lucas isn't talking, and his posts are a little on the odd side, Courtney got annoyed at me, work is great, and I haven't talked to anyone in a while. HMMMM..... Adrian you out there?? we will find out. | | Saturday, April 29th, 2006 | | 12:58 pm |
I am gonna die
Maybe I was just way fatter than I thought I was, but I have now successfully dropped those last pounds of weight that I always wanted to lose. I mean wow was I a porker at my 164-168 lb weight was really embarrassing, but with the help of MONO, I am now a lean trim 145 pounder. WOO HOO. If I have lost 20 pounds in the last 2 weeks and my throat showing no signs of improvement then according to the medical references I will be sick hopefully only one more week. If so does that mean I will get down to my 10th grade weight of 13X. Good God, I am sooooo gonna die. On the positive side I am gonna look at my BMI rating now since it always said I was over weight. | | Thursday, April 27th, 2006 | | 5:11 pm |
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah I got mono. I have the worst sore throat in the effing world. It hurts to drink water. How messed up is that? Doctor says be sure to drink plenty of fluids HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOW??????????????????????????? It freakin hurts lady. Today I ate a tiny cup of italian ice, and two hotdogs (sans buns or anything on them), yesterday it was 1 pint of sherbet, day before 1 more pint of sherbet. I AM GOING TO DIE. I am supposed to have these symptoms like another 2 weeks. I just want to keel over right now. GIVE ME SOMETHING EITHER FOR SWELLING OR FOR PAIN YOU DUMB ASS DOCTOR. God! I hate doctors. They aggrevate me to hell. If I took my car in to the shop and they say hey here's the problem and fix the wrong effing thing, there are laws that say you get your money back. But, noooooo, with a doctor you go in they say oh it is probably this. You get worse and they say oh wait no it was not that, hmmmmmm you know it is probably this. Lets go make you take some tests. They want you to come in for the results and charge you a co-pay again, just to tell you hey your sick, but this time we know what is wrong with you. Now they say ohhh, come back next week so we can check up on you. What for the completely untreatable disease that I have. WOW would this mean that I get to pay another co-pay.... WOO HOO. So I get mono and and it will cost me 4 co-pays, oh wait even though I have insurance and my doctors office has actually talked to my insurance provider and verified coverage the will not bill them only me. AWWWWWWW aren't they sweet. So I will at the conclusion of next weeks appointment, barring a ruptured spleen or total jaundice, be out around 400 dollars and people complain about lawyers. | | Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 | | 7:31 am |
Dying
I think I am dying. It is getting harder to breathe, I can't swallow anything without huge amounts of pain, my throat is actually swollen large enough that it sticks out further than my jaw lines. I want to cry. This morning I actually looked inside my mouth and tried to see my tonsils, surprise they were really freakin' big. They are so swollen that I have a gap between them just big enough for my uvula hang in between them and not quite touch them all the time. But since I am gagging at least once an hour or so it must be touching them at some point. I have only 2 days to go on my antibiotics, so we know those are not going to do any good. ugggghhhhhh. I want to roll over and die, or cut my own tonsils out of my head with a spoon, which ever hurts less. | | Friday, April 21st, 2006 | | 2:10 pm |
The Man Code
Recent events have made it apparent that the loose code that applies to the fraternity of men, should be updated, finalized, and cemented into a document that all men can understand and follow. Any who are with me reply and we shall set up a convention to bring forth, vote on and pass a new set of codes and completely go over the original vaguely known and understood rules. Sencerely, Mojo Acting president of Men for the ethical treatment of Men by Other Men. (METMOM) |
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